Quirky Family Sayings; Edit: Caution Salty Language
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My dad's two favorite sayings were. " rich or poor, it's good to have money"
" What's the one thing money can't buy? Poverty"
" What's the one thing money can't buy? Poverty"
My Dad's favorite saying to me when I was a kid (hell, even as an adult): "You were ripped off."
My best friend's dad always said this: "A day you don't bleed is no day at all."
My best friend's dad always said this: "A day you don't bleed is no day at all."
A friend of mine had a heart attack, the last thing he remembered was them putting the paddles on his chest and shouting "Clear"!. Now when things get to heated around the house that is what we shout in order to calm things down..."Clear"
Another one of my dad's favorites when it was cold out he would exclaim " it's colder than a grave diggers ass in the klondike"
or if someone farted he would say" damn you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon"
or if someone farted he would say" damn you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon"
Greetings,
My 85 year old dad told me this one. More of a proverb than a saying.
"Mary had a little watch and she swallowed it one day,
So Mary took some castor oil to pass the time away,
But the castor oil refused to work and the time refused to pass,
Now when you want to see the time just look up Mary's....
Little brother, he has a watch too!"
CACooper
My 85 year old dad told me this one. More of a proverb than a saying.
"Mary had a little watch and she swallowed it one day,
So Mary took some castor oil to pass the time away,
But the castor oil refused to work and the time refused to pass,
Now when you want to see the time just look up Mary's....
Little brother, he has a watch too!"
CACooper
My personal favourite quips from my father are:
'Drier than a popcorn fart' (often used to describe how he wants his martini)
'Colder than a witches tit'
'Useless as tits on a bull'
'Drier than a popcorn fart' (often used to describe how he wants his martini)
'Colder than a witches tit'
'Useless as tits on a bull'
Blacker than Coley's asshole ( never knew who Coley was )
Let's make like a baby and head out of here.
When someone farted, Speak ole Toothless Wonder
Harder than a Wedding Dick
Let's make like a baby and head out of here.
When someone farted, Speak ole Toothless Wonder
Harder than a Wedding Dick
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