Pure Filth

So i arrive home to find the sliding door wide open ... some pure ***** scum have ransacked the place . Now i dont have a whole pile of stuff to begin with and not a whole lot worth taking ... old dvd players , broken laptop and a few harddrives, nothing to major ... however the managed to make off with pretty much everything i enjoy ... fishing gear gone ... the nice bottles of whiskey and brandy gone ... almost all my pipes and tobacco gone ... tools gone. The place is trashed ... even bottles and jars of stuff in the fridge just tossed all over the place . How much of that do u think is covered under insurance ... bugger all . they have no idea how much effort and time went into getting all that crap in the first place on pretty much minimum wage and 72 hour weeks and you know they are not going to even know what the hell they have. I hope the scum get drunk ... drive into a tree, impale themselves on the fish hooks while the tobacco bursts into flames around them and a power drill slowly bores into a knee. Am absolutly pissed off beyond all belief. its going to be a hell of along time before or if i can replace even half of whats gone ... the only small consolation i have is my hackert pipe has not yet arrived so i will have 1 pipe at some point and there is a small boswells order due in a couple weeks and if customs even thinks of charging me tax on it ima ram it down there throats

it covers some but not alot ... well not most of the important stuff ... like i said i am a pretty simple guy ... would rather they took my couches than my pipes or tobacco and the things that i actually do to relax ... tools i can replace ... the hours i spent on fishing gear i cannot ... and i dont even know how i am going to try argue tobacco ... and you know they will have no idea what they have ... it will get rolled into some crappy smoke , they will decide its not like cigs and toss it or something else just as retarded

i am in NZ and pawn shops are few and far between here , however i know what most likely will happen ... my awesome pipes will be used to smoke weed, my booze well already be drunk and fishing gear on trademe ... altho some of the tools might turn up... i would love to nail em

yeah had a bit of time to calm down and relax a little ... in the grand scheme of things it coulda been alot worse .... its really just old stuff i have anyway that prob coulda used replacing ... losing some booze is not the end of the world i hardly to get to drink it ... i still have a corncob that was in the car and the small ammount of tobacco i have with me .... and the boat rod at the folks and my surfcaster in the car ... the tools are a bit of a pain but everything can be replaced .... some of it will just take a damned long time is all haha ... i would not be expecting many comments about tobaccos from me anytime soon but i will get up and running again soon enough .... and there is tyhe hackert pipe to look forward to , lmao u know thats gonna get the crap smoked out of it. And there is even hope of some justice ... there is only one road into my particular area with all the rich snobs living right at the end and that one road is monitored by three cameras so yeah something usefull might happen.

Cheers for all the comments it help to have a rant and abuse the bastards
anyway cheers for the comments

really appreciate the offer but i am all the way in New Zealand and while i would love to take you up on the offer i reckon its a bit of an ask, awesome people on this forum

Thanks again mike its much appreciated and again a damn good bunch of guys here , one of the best things I have done is take up the pipe.