This is a slow time of year for me. So I have more time to ponder the more difficult questions of life. Ok here is my latest contemplation.
Xmas time is approaching and I know I’m gonna receive a fruitcake as a gift. I hate fruitcake.
Where does fruitcake come from? Does anyone ever eat the stuff? I would like to know where fruitcake is made. I have never seen a fruitcake factory. Nor have I ever met a fruitcake maker. Is there really fruit in fruitcake? If so, then why does fruitcake look like last weeks meatloaf? It seems as though people are giving fruitcake away and that no one is eating any. I think people are passing the same fruitcakes back and forth as gifts.
I believe the few fruitcakes that exist today have been around since the Victorian period.
Also, why do people say “thank you” when they receive a fruitcake? They know they are not going to eat it. As soon as they get the fruitcake, they already have in mind who is going to receive that fruitcake as a gift from them.
And if a fruitcake is a good thing, then why do we call people who are not the sharpest tool in the shed, fruitcakes?
If I have offended fruitcake lovers, then please PM me with your address and I will gladly send you the fruitcake I know I will receive.
Xmas time is approaching and I know I’m gonna receive a fruitcake as a gift. I hate fruitcake.
Where does fruitcake come from? Does anyone ever eat the stuff? I would like to know where fruitcake is made. I have never seen a fruitcake factory. Nor have I ever met a fruitcake maker. Is there really fruit in fruitcake? If so, then why does fruitcake look like last weeks meatloaf? It seems as though people are giving fruitcake away and that no one is eating any. I think people are passing the same fruitcakes back and forth as gifts.
I believe the few fruitcakes that exist today have been around since the Victorian period.
Also, why do people say “thank you” when they receive a fruitcake? They know they are not going to eat it. As soon as they get the fruitcake, they already have in mind who is going to receive that fruitcake as a gift from them.
And if a fruitcake is a good thing, then why do we call people who are not the sharpest tool in the shed, fruitcakes?
If I have offended fruitcake lovers, then please PM me with your address and I will gladly send you the fruitcake I know I will receive.
