I just phoned Peretti and ordered some Somerset slices. For those who want to try some, you need to use special code language before Peretti will acknowledge that they have this blend and then fill your order. Here is the script you need to learn.
Dial the LJ Peretti number at 1 617-482-0218.
When the phone is answered, you say: Know any good white basketball players?
The person at Peretti will then respond: There are no good white basketball players.
You then reply: I was hoping to get a trim this weekend, if possible.
Peretti will then reply: The fat man walks at midnight.
You then say: And there are [insert number of ounces you want] daffodils blooming in Bucharest.
And there you go - you've placed your order for Somerset Slices.