Okay... Let the "Get a Life" Jokes Begin..... 9,000 Posts
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Yo mama is so fat she walked past the T.V. and I missed three episodes.
I don't have any "Get a Life" jokes so that's all you get.
Congrats on being a very important part of this forum, and occasionally cleaning the trashy posts. :clap:
Wouldn't be the same without ya.
I don't have any "Get a Life" jokes so that's all you get.
Congrats on being a very important part of this forum, and occasionally cleaning the trashy posts. :clap:
Wouldn't be the same without ya.
Oh lord is this what there is to look forward to? Being a mod who spends all his time online drooling over pictures of dirty, filthy, nasty, estate pipes. I mean I already do everything but be a mod, so I guess it's not to bad a fate
WOW..Congratulations..I would just like to add a big thank you for the job you do in helping to keep this place the way we all like it to be.
I will definitely have to dig into my limited cellar and find something special.
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I love it!.... Truth is truth. :rofl:
Chris.... so did I. :nana:
I found wearing a lobster bib saves a lot of wear and tear on the old keyboard. :D
My pleasure Puffy. Thank you.
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Lawrence, the amazing thing is that every single post has been literary genius worthy of a Pulitzer. lol
Thanks for all you do here and I mean the sincerely. Kevin is lucky to have you and I think you are deserving of a substantial raise. How about a pouch of Captain Black Gold this time.
Thanks for all you do here and I mean the sincerely. Kevin is lucky to have you and I think you are deserving of a substantial raise. How about a pouch of Captain Black Gold this time.
I will always thank you for one of your 9,000 posts that convinced me to try Grousemoore! At least that once, your were right! - bp
Crap.... A broken clock is right twice a day... :crying:
Just goes to show there always room for improvement. :D
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Lawrence, when I was a moderator for cigarfamily.com, I would get a box of Diamond Crown #6 and my choice of any box of Opus X I wanted every year. Hint Hint Kevin. lol
Maybe Kevin should ask Greg for a life times's supply of Haddo's Delight for you. I think that would be more than fair. lol
Maybe Kevin should ask Greg for a life times's supply of Haddo's Delight for you. I think that would be more than fair. lol
You're one of my all time Hero's :worship:
I just have to get down there to the deep South one day to meet ya.
I just have to get down there to the deep South one day to meet ya.
How To Get A Life
It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core pipesmagazine.com habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
Eat something other than taco chips.
Smoke a bowl without putting it up in the forum.
Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.
Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your friends list about it.
Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.
When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.
If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.
Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they are not a member of pipesmagazine.com.
Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a pipesmoking forum.
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It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core pipesmagazine.com habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
Eat something other than taco chips.
Smoke a bowl without putting it up in the forum.
Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.
Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your friends list about it.
Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.
When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.
If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.
Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they are not a member of pipesmagazine.com.
Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a pipesmoking forum.
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Sounds great Hobie! :clap:
Kent: A 12 step plan?... Really? :rofl:
You guys are good.... But, I need some real cruelty... :nana:
Kent: A 12 step plan?... Really? :rofl:
You guys are good.... But, I need some real cruelty... :nana:
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