For me, it was one night at Terminal 29B.
I had flown in for work and showed up late, thanks to a plane which had careened off the runway in Kansas. It can't be helped; it also means I show up four hours off-schedule and still have to find my hotel.
Even worse, my luggage had been misdirected. To South Africa, in fact. This meant that while I had my trusty briar with me, my tin of Royal Yacht was looking down at the Atlantic as I missed it.
Thinking quickly, I dodged and dove across the street to a local B&M. It was typical: mostly cigars and imported cigarettes. But at the rear, I saw a display of pipe tobacco...
"Store's closed -- go away," said this big gorilla of a guy.
"But there's Royal Yacht there, and I need it," I said, not realizing the gravity of the situation.
Then I realized what was going on: two gorillas were holding the nervous and sweaty proprietor hostage at the counter. He was counting out money.
"Look, all I need is one tin of -- "
"Enough," said the first gorilla. "You get us back Vinnie, you get your Royal Yacht. Otherwise, no dice."
I realized now I was in a struggle for life 'n' death.
To Be Continued (after this bowl of Royal Yacht #yolo)
I had flown in for work and showed up late, thanks to a plane which had careened off the runway in Kansas. It can't be helped; it also means I show up four hours off-schedule and still have to find my hotel.
Even worse, my luggage had been misdirected. To South Africa, in fact. This meant that while I had my trusty briar with me, my tin of Royal Yacht was looking down at the Atlantic as I missed it.
Thinking quickly, I dodged and dove across the street to a local B&M. It was typical: mostly cigars and imported cigarettes. But at the rear, I saw a display of pipe tobacco...
"Store's closed -- go away," said this big gorilla of a guy.
"But there's Royal Yacht there, and I need it," I said, not realizing the gravity of the situation.
Then I realized what was going on: two gorillas were holding the nervous and sweaty proprietor hostage at the counter. He was counting out money.
"Look, all I need is one tin of -- "
"Enough," said the first gorilla. "You get us back Vinnie, you get your Royal Yacht. Otherwise, no dice."
I realized now I was in a struggle for life 'n' death.
To Be Continued (after this bowl of Royal Yacht #yolo)