Maybe Now I Have Seen it All!

mikestanley · Oct 16, 2016

So, I'm perusing eBay, looking at things I can't afford and I come across an auction fro a Dunhill Christmas 2005 pipe offered from Romania. It's listed as new (only tested). In other words, its been smoked (only once) to see if it works. The photos (of course) don't show the bowl.Once you wear a pair of underwear, you own them. Once you (test) smoke a pipe, its used. Geez.
Mike S.

jpmcwjr · Oct 16, 2016

Testing to see if it works!! Now, that's a novel marketing ploy....

jeepnewbie · Oct 16, 2016

Did they hook it up to the Dr Grabow smoking machine?

:rofl:

JimInks · Oct 16, 2016

Maybe he knows a little old lady from Pasadena who only tested it on a Sunday?

pagan · Oct 16, 2016

Sooo, are you saying your not open to wearing tested underwear? :crazy:

ashdigger · Oct 16, 2016

I smoked a bunch of FVF, you know to test it. I'm currently offering the empty tin. I'll guarantee it was a great smoke.

mso489 · Oct 16, 2016

The peasants outside Romania won't know any better.

anthonyrosenthal74 · Oct 17, 2016

Sooo, are you saying your not open to wearing tested underwear? :crazy:

:roll: I ONLY buy and wear pre-tested underwear. How else are you suppose to know if it works correctly or not? However, I only wear the dark colored underwear. I've noticed pre-tested white tends to show streaks a bit more.

cossackjack · Oct 17, 2016

Up next the scintillating debate, Pre-Tested Depends: A New Fashion Statement - the Pro's & Con's.

Followed by the heated controversy, Mineral Oil: Laxative, Lubricant, or Stem Polish?.

And later, the sensitive subject: Pre-Tested Condoms: Do They Have a Place in Your Love Life?
(Maybe Nancy Grace could launch another endeavor after leaving CNN-HLN, but I would insist upon attribution).

mortonbriar · Oct 17, 2016

I like to build up a good cake in my underpants (no dottle though) and I leave them on the rack for a week to dry a little before using them again. If the cake gets lumpy or two thick I just ream it back a little with a pocket knife, I have to do this out of the house, the family complain about the smell and I am no longer allowed to use the kitchen knife to ream my underpants. If my underpants ever get goopy or wet to the point of gurgling while I am out and about I just take a pipe cleaner and shove it up the leg hole, repeat process till cleaner comes out white, I get in trouble for leaving dirty pipe cleaners around the house too, fussy family I tell you!
Isaac :roll:

jerwynn · Oct 17, 2016

OMG Isaac!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ashdigger · Oct 17, 2016

Isaac, are you now going to pay for my new keyboard that's been pre-tested with coffee all over it?
:rofl: :rofl:

jerwynn · Oct 17, 2016

Mine too!!! :rofl: :clap: :mrgreen:

condorlover1 · Oct 17, 2016

And there goes another thread into the ditch!

hextor · Oct 17, 2016

I have new toilet, I have only tested once, it is yours for 900 dollar, it is in great working condition, trust me I know, please email me at bulls@#t@gmail.com

p.s toilet might have yellow stains.

crashthegrey · Oct 17, 2016

That's special. "Only tested" for what? Always read these sales carefully. You never know what fodder you may find.

jpmcwjr · Oct 17, 2016

Another one bites the dust!

mortonbriar · Oct 17, 2016

he he sorry to OP, sometimes my brain...you know.

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