Man Cements Head In Microwave Oven!

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saltedplug

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Aug 20, 2013
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Let me see if I have this right:
For the good of the race and by your own admission you deem yourself better off dead, and you think of an especially entertaining way of blowing out your own candle? Ah, for the brave this could be choice!

 

huntertrw

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Jul 23, 2014
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Perchance was his name Tim Taylor?
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huntertrw

Lifer
Jul 23, 2014
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"If turned on how long before his head exploded?"
I don't know about a human head, but once I did try to heat a cold hard-boiled egg (in shell) in the microwave. It did indeed explode (very loudly, too) after approximately 45 seconds. I spent the next 30 minutes cleaning up the mess - thankfully my wife was not at home at the time! :)

 

saltedplug

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One of the best applications for the result of a microwaved head might be "head cheese". . .now that would be some fine eating!

 

jpmcwjr

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The unfittest get instructions, such as, for a windshield sun blocker, "Remove before driving". Or "Do not operate hair dryer while in bathtub".

 
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