Thats a litttle messed up. Id reather smell a nice cigar or pipe smoke than a nasty cigarette. Thats just me, I have never smoked one in my life. Pipe tobacco is way better, and most good cigars are as well. Their not specifically scientifically engineered to get you hooked and kill you slowly like a cigarette. Its not like pipes and cigars are exactly healthy and DR OZ is going to recommend them as the next miracle, cure all, weight loss, super food, vitamin N wonder drug. But we gotta die some time and id rather enjoy my stay doing the things that make me happy. Sitting on the front porch slowly puffing along on a good pipe is one of them. It would be nice to smoke a relaxing pipe watching the sun set on the horrizon as you leisurely cruse around the world on a cruse ship too.