Since this thread is out of its way I will tell an anecdote about "taking care of a wife"
A rich guy goes to play golf in a golf club just a mile away from his mansion. He meets another guy and they start a conversation. Rich guy starts talking about his companies, cars, etc and asks the other guy about his occupation. The guy says that he is a killer. Rich guy asks for a proof and the other guy takes out his sniper from his golf bag and shows him. He says "You know, I can kill someone with this sniper from 2 miles". Rich guy takes the weapon, checks his own house which is a mile away and realizes that his wife is cheating on him with another man in their bedroom. He gives the weapon to the killer and asks to shoot them both. He says "I want my wife to be shot on his mouth just because she lied and I want that guy to be shot on his penis just because he is sleeping with my wife". Killer agrees, takes aim and while aiming he says "Well sir, I am a professional guy and each bullet will cost you $1 million. Are you ready to pay for $2 million?" Rich guy says that it is too much for him and asks for a discount. The killer, with the sniper on his hands, one eye closed, aimed at them says "Hold on, I just got a good position, one bullet will do the job".
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