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  • Started 11 months ago by jaytex969
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  1. jaytex969

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    Just glancing over the thread topics on the front page and they began writing a twisted little story in my mind.

    I imagine a random visitor reviewing the front page and getting a similar first impression.

    I made a short poem from them.

    I got plans for the night
    Gonna get a backpacker blowjob
    and celebrate my birthday with a bad nun
    Why am I up so late?
    Coffee grounds, man. Three cheers for coffee grounds.

    I want 3 hots and a cot
    I know I'm getting old
    I got cake in the chamber and a canker
    But I saw a great rack at the flea market

    What are you smoking?

    Gunner, Black Frigate. Say "Hello" to my little friend!
    Posted 11 months ago #
  2. witchofthehollow

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    Hahaha I like

    Posted 11 months ago #
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    Yo! A poet!

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    Posted 11 months ago #
  4. dino

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    Brilliant!

    Posted 11 months ago #
  5. matchstickman

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    I detect a certain flare for prose along with a hint of postmodernism.

    Posted 11 months ago #
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    Oh, gawd, novelist. You *had* to say it. Now all you've done is incorrige him, & he was incorrigible enough as it was!

    Head Black Frigate keelhauler, boss powder monkey, & troublemaker 1st class.
    Posted 11 months ago #
  7. mikethompson

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    I can imagine you snapping your fingers wearing a little beret, and Bill in the corner tapping on a bongo drum.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  8. scloyd

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    Well done Jay!

    Posted 11 months ago #
  9. woodsroad

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    Tom Waits could relate.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  10. anthonyrosenthal74

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    Jay has numerous times demonstrated his skills as a wordsmith here. He is, after all, along with being ship's gunner aboard the 'Frigate,' also our ship's bard. In fact just to prove my point... I'm going to post six words and dare him to write a little diddy involving these six words....

    deck
    rum
    pineapple
    unicorn
    busty
    platypus

    Take it away, Jay!

    Arrrrr, shiver me timbers! International Talk Like a Pirate Day is September the 19th!!!
    Brothers Of The Black Frigate
    Posted 9 months ago #
  11. jaytex969

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    The busty platypus drank rum from a pineapple while riding a unicorn across the deck...

    That's all I can swing for tonight...

    Posted 9 months ago #
  12. mikethompson

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    Sounds like something I saw after a rather large bowl of Irish Flake

    Posted 9 months ago #
  13. anthonyrosenthal74

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    The busty platypus drank rum from a pineapple while riding a unicorn across the deck...
    See? The dude's got skills!

    Posted 9 months ago #
  14. jaytex969

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    Anthony, I was thinking of you and the crew at the grocery the other day....

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    Anthony, I was thinking of you and the crew at the grocery the other day....
    I'm a butcher for a grocery store, and I saw those the other day. I did the same

    Posted 9 months ago #
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    That unicorn's going to live forever.

    Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.
    -Edward Teach
    Posted 9 months ago #
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    The busty platypus drank rum from a pineapple while riding a unicorn across the deck...

    Kerouac lives! Where my freaking bongos at.....

    Posted 9 months ago #
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    Beats a lot of my Haiku attempts.

    Busty platypus?
    Rum filled unicorn on deck.
    Mix with pineapple

    Dave "Black Frigate Stowaway"
    Posted 9 months ago #
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    Bravo!!

    Michael
    Posted 9 months ago #
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    jaytex, I really like the free verse word association there. I think pipe and tobacco poems are difficult, since the activity is something of an art form in itself, but you've got it going.

    Posted 9 months ago #
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    I need to check in on the status of the 3 hots and a cot guy...

    Posted 9 months ago #

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