This list was compiled by the late PeterWD, who had a wit for these matters....
With all the recent threads on this I decided to have a Fun Guide to them.
Mint......................... Well it was when I put it in a Damp Shed 50 years ago.
From a Smoke & Pet Free Home................ We only used it to burn incense sticks & Aromatherapy oils in the Bowl.
Reamed & Polished.....Dug some Black Stuff out of the bowl with a Kitchen Knife
& Wiped it with an Oily Rag.
Faint Markings............I do not know how to use a Buffer.
Hand Made................ With a Disc Cutter & a Machette.
Interesting History......Previous owner had 19 Contagious Diseases, Shipped
in Sealed Container.
Rare..........................You Could Not Find One as Bad as This.
Slight Damage............ Broken in many Places.
Collectable..................Only by Mentally Derranged People.
Great Patina................Filthy.
Immaculate.................From 50 yards through the wrong end of a Telescope.
Sterilised....................Put some Drain Cleaner in the Bowl.
Look at my Feedback....I just bought it from a guy in the Pub.
Feel free to add more as you think of them...
With all the recent threads on this I decided to have a Fun Guide to them.
Mint......................... Well it was when I put it in a Damp Shed 50 years ago.
From a Smoke & Pet Free Home................ We only used it to burn incense sticks & Aromatherapy oils in the Bowl.
Reamed & Polished.....Dug some Black Stuff out of the bowl with a Kitchen Knife
& Wiped it with an Oily Rag.
Faint Markings............I do not know how to use a Buffer.
Hand Made................ With a Disc Cutter & a Machette.
Interesting History......Previous owner had 19 Contagious Diseases, Shipped
in Sealed Container.
Rare..........................You Could Not Find One as Bad as This.
Slight Damage............ Broken in many Places.
Collectable..................Only by Mentally Derranged People.
Great Patina................Filthy.
Immaculate.................From 50 yards through the wrong end of a Telescope.
Sterilised....................Put some Drain Cleaner in the Bowl.
Look at my Feedback....I just bought it from a guy in the Pub.
Feel free to add more as you think of them...
