Guess she's a keeper...

schmitzbitz

Lifer

Jan 13, 2011

1,165

2

Port Coquitlam, B.C.

• Apr 12, 2011

• #1

I probably should have come to this conclusion long ago - say, before we bred, but I've decided that the wife is definitely a keeper.
She has taken off with our son today to spend a couple of days with her parents, so, knowing I have an empty house, I closed up shop and headed home early. When I walked into the living room, I discovered she had left me a bit of a suprise on the table - a six pack of Stella Artois, a Capri pot (just like Greggors newest), a tin of Orlik Golden Slice, and a note telling me to keep out of trouble, and eat the tenderloins in the fridge.
I *almost* feel bad for taking advantage of the empty house to sneak in my newest PAD and TAD itches...
I'll post pics of both pipes when she comes home, as it seems she has obsconded with my digital camera.

 

fatman

Starting to Get Obsessed

Feb 18, 2011

141

0

• Apr 12, 2011

• #2

Very good lady indeed! ya might need to reciprocate...or she already has something in mind!!! if this were my house, I'd be looking for something that got broked!!! Enjoy the STELLA and other goods.

 

jasongone

Part of the Furniture Now

Mar 23, 2011

511

0

• Apr 12, 2011

• #3

nothing better than an amazing woman

 

marmal4de

Lifer

Feb 20, 2011

2,315

4

Richmond, BC

• Apr 12, 2011

• #4

nothing better than an amazing woman

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+1! Great haul, Adam!

 

expatpipe

Can't Leave

Dec 31, 2010

378

2

• Apr 12, 2011

• #5

"nothing better than an amazing woman" thats so true.
and nothing worse than a bad one..
enjoy your rewards, your a lucky man.

 

jasongone

Part of the Furniture Now

Mar 23, 2011

511

0

• Apr 12, 2011

• #6

"and nothing worse than a bad one." so very true.

on the extremely rare occasion she erks me i just remember my extremely crazy ex-wife.

 

maduroman

Part of the Furniture Now

May 15, 2010

662

1

• Apr 12, 2011

• #7

like they say, do you know why a divorce is so expensive? because they are worth it.
been married to my best friend through thin and thin for the last almost twenty years. nothing teaches you to cherish a good woman more than a bad woman.

 

unclearthur

Lifer

Mar 9, 2010

6,875

5

• Apr 12, 2011

• #8

jasongone, I have one of those myself (crazy ex) . Maybe that's why I remain single. ::

 

hobie1dog

Lifer

Jun 5, 2010

6,888

233

67

Cornelius, NC

• Apr 12, 2011

• #9

Does she still cross your eyes occasionally?

 

bubbadreier

Lifer

Jul 30, 2010

3,011

3

Norman, Oklahoma

• Apr 12, 2011

• #10

Nice my friend! Enjoy the empty house with your vices!

 

jcsoldit

Lifer

Mar 27, 2010

1,138

245

Wisconsin

• Apr 12, 2011

• #11

Special lady... enjoy yourself!

 

unclearthur

Lifer

Mar 9, 2010

6,875

5

• Apr 12, 2011

• #12

My ex was a keeper too . Kept the house,. Kept the car. Kept the dog..................

 

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stacen

Starting to Get Obsessed

Jan 23, 2011

170

1

• Apr 12, 2011

• #13

some funny comments here... I am going to steal some of them! Enjoy you surprise Shmitzblitz!!!

 

papipeguy

Lifer

Jul 31, 2010

15,778

35

Bethlehem, Pa.

• Apr 12, 2011

• #14

Does she have a sister?

 

nyed001

Might Stick Around

Feb 1, 2011

94

0

• Apr 13, 2011

• #15

She does sound like a"KEEPER".When the war department I mean my wife does something like that for me I go and get the both of us a present....some lingerie.

What ever you do,dont let her know about the TAD and Pad because some things are better left unsaid!

 

menckenite

Part of the Furniture Now

Jun 21, 2010

867

3

Alabama

• Apr 13, 2011

• #16

Congrats on finding one of the good ones!
Arthur, you crack me up. "Kept the ..." :rofl:

 

puffintuff

Can't Leave

Dec 14, 2010

437

0

• Apr 13, 2011

• #17

You're right, she's a keeper.

 

fatman

Starting to Get Obsessed

Feb 18, 2011

141

0

• Apr 13, 2011

• #18

Hope yer still have'n a grand time!