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  1. wyfbane

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    How the hell do I break my tooth on an egg salad sandwich!? To be fair the filling had been cracked a while, but Really? Egg salad? Not the bucket of popcorn at the movie today. Egg salad. My wife's response: aren't you glad you didn't win that crazy Pipe auction? Yo need a root canal and a crown.

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  2. pagan

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    An egg salad sandwich!? I broke a tooth eating a Oatmeal Cookie Bar out of a MRE but Im afraid you got me beat with that one

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    I had a tooth pop in half in the middle of the night. I felt the pop and it woke me up thinking it was a nightmare. It was filled and the doc told me that when it's time to go, it just goes, no matter what your doing.

    Michael
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    I was eating a sandwich once and my tooth just disintegrated. No real pressure, it just fell apart.

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    That is just crazy, man. Sorry to hear that.

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    Consider yourself lucky, wyfbane, I once saw a guy eating a hard boiled egg and the yoke exploded under pressure and took out an eye!

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    wyfbane, that's too bad. Never heard of such a thing.

    Exploding hard-boiled eggs, breaking teeth on oatmeal cookie bars, teeth popping in the middle of the night.
    That's why I have them pulled whenever there's a problem.

    Don't need'em. The dentures work fine. And my grand-daughter thinks its funny when I remove them.

    I don't know where I'm going...but sooner or later I'll get there.
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  8. wyfbane

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    Luckily the tooth doesn't hurt. I should be able to limp it along til I can get in to the dentist. I dunno if I will pull it or crown it.

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    Maybe you could recommend to your lovely Mrs. to boil the eggs not so long the next time???

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    Lol, will do!

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  11. didimauw

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    I love egg salad. A couple weeks ago, we went out and were going to buy some. The wife asks "One pound?" I replied with, "Don't you and Lydia want some?"

    I ended up eating that whole 2 pound container in two sittings...

    As for your tooth, that sucks...

    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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