I'd like to thank our esteemed, long-time member, Winton for submitting this idea. (I didn't know what HOA stood for at first, but then I realized it is: Home Owner's Association.)
Sound advice. I'm lucky enough that I get to smoke in our basement rec room, but I'm looking at my fireplace right now and there's no way the wife is seeing this cartoon either!I'm not going to let my wife see that! She'll have me in the basement with my head in the fireplace-with a fire going!