"This morning the 113th congress of the United States passed by a landslide vote of 530-5 the 'Prohibition of Cancer Causing Agents' act. This effectively prohibits the sale or use of any tobacco product from January 1st 2015 forward. Speaker of the House John Boehner said 'This marks a great day in the history of healthcare in this nation and will save millions of American lives' Protests from tobacco manufacturers who are upset at the clandestine way in which the bill was introduced commented 'This bill is a black mark on the freedoms afforded to us by the constitution. If we can't sell thousands of pounds of pipe tobacco a month to a few dozen men on internet forums then how will we make a living?'
Needless to say I'm shocked...
Needless to say I'm shocked...