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woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
11,800
16,187
SE PA USA
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At last!

 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
11,800
16,187
SE PA USA
If you poke a little pin hole in that bag, give it a squeeze and sniff it, you can tell if the air bag machine operator bathed that day or not.

 

blendtobac

Lifer
Oct 16, 2009
1,237
213
The air in the bags is triple filtered through activated charcoal, scented with Latakia and pumped by hand into the bags by gnomes.
Russ

 

shanelktown

Lifer
Feb 10, 2015
1,041
71
I always wondered how those little bags of air were made is there a gnome by the name of David working there?

 

conlejm

Lifer
Mar 22, 2014
1,433
8
Don't waste that air! There are asphyxiating children somewhere in this world who could use it.

 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
11,800
16,187
SE PA USA
"The air in the bags is triple filtered through activated charcoal, scented with Latakia and pumped by hand into the bags by gnomes"
Yeah, but it's still free, and that just sucks.
BTW, that wouldn't be Gnome Chomsky, would it, Russ? He's a Philadelphian, you know. And a labor agitator. Better be careful.

 

huntertrw

Lifer
Jul 23, 2014
5,286
5,565
The Lower Forty of Hill Country
woodsroad:
I don't believe that this particular gnome was your labor agitator. Rather, I think it's the one about whom that cowboy song was written years ago. You know, the one in which the chorus goes, "Gnome, gnome on the range..."?
Saddle-up the stove, Ma, I'll be ridin' the range tonight!

 

blendtobac

Lifer
Oct 16, 2009
1,237
213
Actually, they don't charge us to ship the packages. You're really paying for the airbags, but "airbags and handling" just doesn't have the right ring to it.
Russ

 
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