You're Know You're Old When

[puffy]

I think it's just the nature of a man no matter how old he is to enjoy attention from a young lady.Yesterday I had lunch at a local eatery.They have a couple tables outside for a smoking area.(Here in the land of the free we're not allowed to smoke inside such places) I sat down to enjoy the sunshine and smoke a bowl.That's when it all started..A good looking young lady walked up smiled and told me that she really liked the smell of my pipe tobacco.Then just when I was feeling really good about myself she told me that it reminded her of her grandfather.My wife thought it was really funny.Especially since I had just gotten a senior discount on my lunch.Some things about getting old are pretty frustrating.

 

[ace57]

Good one Puffy. :clap: :rofl:

 

[buster]

I knew I was getting old when I realized one morning I needed to shave my ears.

 

[ace57]

I knew I was getting old when I stopped looking at the girls on the school bus and started looking at the lady bus drivers. :lol:

 

[jsiddle]

she told me that it reminded her of her grandfather

Should have told her you were keeping the gentlemen tradition alive
With a wink and the gun

 

[daytonsean]

Womp Womp.

 

[sparroa]

I hate when people way older than me call me Sir...
Puffy, at least you have pretty young women chatting you up out of the blue!

 

[philip]

A good pipe... a discount on your lunch... attention from a young lady.
Don't be frustrated! It sounds like a great day to me.

 

[markw4mms]

A good pipe... a discount on your lunch... attention from a young lady.
Don't be frustrated! It sounds like a great day to me.

You sure got that right!

 

[baronsamedi]

Ace, I remarked to my boss a while back after a woman and her teenage daughter walked by, "How old should I feel when I just realized I'm checking out the mom?"

 

[numbersix]

I knew I was getting old when I stopped looking at the girls on the school bus and started looking at the lady bus drivers.

:rofl:

 

[spartan]

 

[baronsamedi]

:rofl:

 

[zanthal]

Haha, Puffy's still got it!
If you ask me my opinion though, a person can be old in more than one way. Everybody's body gets old, there's nothing special about that. You can be an old timer and still be young at heart.
I think you're truly old when a child points out your mistake, and you find that they're right.

 

[photoman13]

I bet you are more high tech and hip than that young lady. Posting threads on a forum! Puffy you're a baller!

 

[hobie1dog]

Like I tell my kids, "I ain't dead yet"

 

[topd]

I remember taking my mom to lunch a few years back (in her 80's) and got a senior discount.

Told the check out girl "thanks for doing that for my mom" she told me she didn't notice my mom.

 

[johncorosz]

I am only 40 and I am seeing the first signs when music and movies that are 10 years old still seem brand new to me or as if they are form the current period. I look at this as a good thing as now it feels like time is almost standing still even as my body changes my mind is happy to be where it's at. ​

 

[colcolt]

I can identify with that. Back around 2004 some of us were talking about the way the downtown area had changed and I brought up how I loved it when the 1982 World's Fair was here and how I had a season pass and would walk down there twice a week around lunch time and spend the rest of the day. One of the girls said, "1982, I wasn't even born yet". I sure wasn't going to ask her if she recalled B&W TV.

 

[photoman13]

ha ha I assume you are talking about Knoxville colcolt. I wasn't born until 88.