You're Killing Me, Smalls!

[boatme99]

I just started pipe smoking again after about 45 years, I figured with all my other health problems an occasional bowl isn't going to reduce my limited lifespan by any appreciable time, so what the hell.
Well, after buying my first 2 pipes and 5 blends I'm hooked. I've been looking at the various outlets online making my wish list of pipes, then I found this forum and lo, what do I find? Some great stuff in the sales threads!
I can hear the faint sound of those $10 and $20 bills floating away out of my wallet just to exchange them for some chunks of wood and weeds!

Curses!

 

[ofafeather]

I just started pipe smoking again after about 45 years, I figured with all my other health problems an occasional bowl isn't going to reduce my limited lifespan by any appreciable time, so what the hell.
Well, after buying my first 2 pipes and 5 blends I'm hooked. I've been looking at the various outlets online making my wish list of pipes, then I found this forum and lo, what do I find? Some great stuff in the sales threads!
I can hear the faint sound of those $10 and $20 bills floating away out of my wallet just to exchange them for some chunks of wood and weeds!
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Curses!

Welcome back to the fold. Now we have you back you will never leave.

 

[cshubhra]

Welcome ?

 

[Casual]

chunks of wood and weeds

Deconstruction! Your phrase is really funny, to think of all this as some wood and weeds.

But look at what majesty is to be found in wood and weeds! Both in the items themselves, and inside one’s spirit.

 

[Toast]

Welcome from the UK!

 

[PaulTheScandinavian]

Good decision, Be welcome Sir and best greets from across the pond, Finland-EU

 

[gamzultovah]

We own you now...

 

[Rockyrepose]

What's the secret? $10's and 20's? Free shipping doesn't usually kick in until the cart hits a bill.

 

[wilblee]

...I can hear the faint sound of those $10 and $20 bills floating away out of my wallet...

The faint sound? Mine sound like freaking Niagara Falls!

 

[didimauw]

The faint sound? Mine sound like freaking Niagara Falls!

Yes but it is a necessary expense in our lives. I don't drink alcohol, and I'm the only one I know that doesn't. So I will spend what I want on my tobacco and pipes and don't care what people say! I LOVE to smoke.

Oh and welcome @boatme99 !!!

 

[bullet08]

Life is just a bowl of smoke away. Enjoy!

 

[rushx9]

Hey from NC!

 

[boatme99]

Rip van Winkle?

 

[kcghost]

Welcome from KC!!

 

[gamzultovah]

Yes but it is a necessary expense in our lives. I don't drink alcohol, and I'm the only one I know that doesn't. So I will spend what I want on my tobacco and pipes and don't care what people say! I LOVE to smoke.

Oh and welcome @boatme99 !!!

+1...but I have been known to have a wee dram now and again (but only with a pipe and friends).

 

[3rdguy]

At least it will be cheaper than boating!

 

[jhowell]

Rip van Winkle?

That was my immediate impression...

 

[boatme99]

At least it will be cheaper than boating!

Everything is cheaper than boating!

Except airplanes.

 

[Mr_houston]

$10 and $20 bills?

you have been gone for a long time!

 

[KafkaStoleMyBike]

Cheers from Dallas, Texas!