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mso489

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Feb 21, 2013
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Here in central North Carolina, we are awaiting what might be our first "wintry mix" of the year, after what has been described as a snow drought, expecting one to three inches where I am, and up to six further north and east. Predictions here are often shaky, so we could get up to six or nothing at all. We'll definitely have rain, possibly changing to snow, and looking at the predicted temperatures and current ground temperatures, whatever falls frozen may not stay long. In contrast, my sister, who lives in the Chicago area, had a heavy snow, what would be a blizzard here, on Halloween. We're hunkered down. Since we don't get much snow nor much accumulation, our snow clearing is budgeted, but brine has been put down on the bigger roads. It is comical to people from snowy areas, the way we close our schools, campuses and business, but we do get some vile ice glazes now and then that are serious, big business for orthopedics clinics setting bones and law enforcement rescuing surprised drivers.
 
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alaskanpiper

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May 23, 2019
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Raleigh, NC:

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Fairbanks, AK:

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alaskanpiper

Enabler in Chief
May 23, 2019
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My last 48 hours:

"Oooh! It's snowing! Awesome!"
"Oh hell yeah, we are finally getting a decent snowfall!"
"Wow, it is really coming down, this is so much fun!"
"Crank up the woodstove and break out the wine!"
"Oh shit, the borough snowplow blocked our driveway with an ice birm"
"Dang, what is that like a foot so far?"
"Man I love the snow, but this is going to be a bitch to move."
"Ok, got the snowblowing and deck shoveling done, now we can just enjoy the peaceful flakes!"
"What is that another 6 inches? Am I going to have to do all that shit again?"
"Alright, snowblowing twice in 12 hours is too much. I'm ready for this to stop."
"Oh, the snowplow blocked our driveway yet again."
"Please stop now."
"SWEET JESUS THREE TIMES!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME GOD??????"

Sleeps for 12 hours.....

"Oh good, it's still snowing. FML."
"What is your earliest appointment available?...........Yeah, it's my back........."
"I heard on the radio that it is fairly common for people with heart issues to have an "incident" when shoveling"
"GODDAMNIT HONEY! I CLEARED SNOW THREE TIMES I'LL HAVE AS MANY BEERS AS I WANT!!!!!"

Feeds baby instead of drinking another beer....

"Yet another ice wall at the driveway entrance. Thanks borough plows. I feel like I'm living at Castle Black."
"Wow I actually ran through a whole tank of gas in the snowblower and have rage quit three shovels!"
"I hear it stopped snowing in Anchorage, maybe it will stop here, too....haha......hahaha.......hahahahhaa.........HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Runs into woods babbling gibberish, tearing off clothes, and pulling out body hair, never to be seen again......
 
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