Trashing pipes: That's the last thing I was worried about! Hands, wrists, arms, then sofas, rugs, clothing. If used carefully, no trashing of anything, I suspect. But, imagine, late at night, many pints, and paying attention to the blokes sitting by the fire, or maybe someone bumps into you with the red hot poker in your hand.... Many a branded arm or hand, maybe a crotch or two! Cumbersome is just the start of it! But it's cool to add to my fire equipment, as it works as a poker for small logs.