What do You Call Your "Stache"

[mike73]

There have been a few posts when the last month or so talking about "Stache Note". In these posts I have seen different names for a mustache. Some are old standereds that I have seen before, but some are new and I got a good chuckle from them. So my question is what do you call your furry covered lip?

 

[Scrapyard Ape]

I call mine Steve. :wink:

 

[brdavidson]

I call mine Steve

OMG I just spit out some coffee!!!! :worship:

 

[petes03]

I guess mine is Burt, since everyone says it makes me look like Burt Reynolds!

 

[tamer291]

I've heard several slang terms for the stache. Here are a few:

Cookie Duster

Womb Broom

Caterpillar

Nose Bug

Dirt Squirrel

Flavor Saver

Mouth Brow
Whatever I call it doesn't change the fact that my wife hates it.

 

[bryanf]

Mine's called a "taint". Taint nose, and it taint mouth.

 

[sjfine]

@scarborian: Holy crap, that was funny.

 

[foggymountain]

I don't call it, ever. My uncle called his the soupstrainer.

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I call it long distance... it went away.

 

[erichbaumer]

"That thing that would look creepy, weird and awkward if unaccompanied by the rest of my facial hair."

Unfortunately, a disturbing number of my peers here have a very different opinion.

 

[pipestud]

My wife says kissing a man without a mustache is "like gazing at the night sky with no stars." I just love that woman.
Oh, and I call mine the Lady Killer. :wink:
Pipestud

 

[pstlpkr]

I have a handlebar mustache.

I never have to call it...

I know exactly where it is at all times.
I suppose it's a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... only longer.

 

[cigrmaster]

When I am dating I call it Nectar of the Gods.

 

[mike73]

Here is a list I found for different slang: (ya it's very slow at work and I am bored!)
Best Friend

Bristle Batons

Bro-merang

Bro-mo

Bro-stache

Caterpillar

Cookie Duster

Crumb Catcher

Crustache

Dirt Squirrel

Double Hamster

Face Fitting

Face Lace

Face Furniture

Facial Fur

Fanny Duster

Fellowcro

Flavor Saver

Grass Grin

Handlebars

Lady Tickler

Lip Cap

Lip Doily

Lip Foliage

Lip Luggage

Lip Rug

Lip Sweater

Lip Toupée

Lower Brow

Manometer

Mo

Molestache

Mouser

Mouth Mirken

Mouth-stache

Mouth Brow

Moz

Mr. Tickler

Muzzy

Nose Bug

Nose Neighbor

Old Bullet Proof

Pushbroom

Brocha

Ronnie (Irish)

Smoke Filter

Snot Catcher

Snot Mop

Soup Strainer

Stache

Tache

Tea Strainer

Upper Lipholstery

Whiskers

Wing

Womb Broom

 

[swampmouth]

I call it a pain in the ass. Too lazy to shave.

 

[warren]

Never thought about naming it. I do offer mustache rides for the ladies, 3 for a dollar. In Russia I used to comp a lot of the ladies.

 

[crazypipe]

I like a clen shaved face , always did. ::

 

[warren]

I've always believed that a man with facial hair was hiding something. In my case it's a big, old scar where that was the result of misreading a slap shot in the days before masks.
Teddy: So what would you call your stache if you had one?