What do You Call Your "Stache"

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mike73

Starting to Get Obsessed
Aug 20, 2013
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There have been a few posts when the last month or so talking about "Stache Note". In these posts I have seen different names for a mustache. Some are old standereds that I have seen before, but some are new and I got a good chuckle from them. So my question is what do you call your furry covered lip?

 

tamer291

Can't Leave
Jun 26, 2013
446
1
I've heard several slang terms for the stache. Here are a few:

Cookie Duster

Womb Broom

Caterpillar

Nose Bug

Dirt Squirrel

Flavor Saver

Mouth Brow
Whatever I call it doesn't change the fact that my wife hates it.

 

bryanf

Part of the Furniture Now
Jul 16, 2013
742
13
Mine's called a "taint". Taint nose, and it taint mouth.

 

erichbaumer

Part of the Furniture Now
Dec 4, 2012
738
6
Illinois
"That thing that would look creepy, weird and awkward if unaccompanied by the rest of my facial hair."

Unfortunately, a disturbing number of my peers here have a very different opinion.

 

pipestud

Lifer
Dec 6, 2012
2,021
1,848
Robinson, TX.
My wife says kissing a man without a mustache is "like gazing at the night sky with no stars." I just love that woman.
Oh, and I call mine the Lady Killer. :wink:
Pipestud

 

pstlpkr

Lifer
Dec 14, 2009
9,694
33
Birmingham, AL
I have a handlebar mustache.

I never have to call it...

I know exactly where it is at all times.
I suppose it's a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... only longer.
moustache.jpg


 

mike73

Starting to Get Obsessed
Aug 20, 2013
168
2
Here is a list I found for different slang: (ya it's very slow at work and I am bored!)
Best Friend

Bristle Batons

Bro-merang

Bro-mo

Bro-stache

Caterpillar

Cookie Duster

Crumb Catcher

Crustache

Dirt Squirrel

Double Hamster

Face Fitting

Face Lace

Face Furniture

Facial Fur

Fanny Duster

Fellowcro

Flavor Saver

Grass Grin

Handlebars

Lady Tickler

Lip Cap

Lip Doily

Lip Foliage

Lip Luggage

Lip Rug

Lip Sweater

Lip Toupée

Lower Brow

Manometer

Mo

Molestache

Mouser

Mouth Mirken

Mouth-stache

Mouth Brow

Moz

Mr. Tickler

Muzzy

Nose Bug

Nose Neighbor

Old Bullet Proof

Pushbroom

Brocha

Ronnie (Irish)

Smoke Filter

Snot Catcher

Snot Mop

Soup Strainer

Stache

Tache

Tea Strainer

Upper Lipholstery

Whiskers

Wing

Womb Broom

 

warren

Lifer
Sep 13, 2013
12,875
20,461
Foothills of the Chugach Range, AK
I've always believed that a man with facial hair was hiding something. In my case it's a big, old scar where that was the result of misreading a slap shot in the days before masks.
Teddy: So what would you call your stache if you had one?

 
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