Well, OK Then...

[bent1]

Needs a P-lip ?
That’s awful.

??

 

[Simmerdown☕️]

I love Meers...but not that much.?️

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Maybe the original owner was a chicken farmer and he asked the carver to make him one of a hand holding a cock?, and the carver got the wrong end of the prick, SORRY I mean stick.

 

[BROBS]

HOLY BALLS ?

 

[BROBS]

is that a tongue at the bottom? What’s the other side look like? ?

 

[briarbuck]

They call that pipe... "The Richard"

 

[Lyon0oq]

Oh look, I found its counterpart.

 

[Country Bladesmith]

?‍

 

[SpookedPiper]

Why?????????...

Because their nuts!

 

[SpookedPiper]

How is it listed on eBay, cock-meer?

 

[3rdguy]

 

[jonasclark]

I've also seen a meer where, on the front is-- well, I'll couch this in allegorical terms. "Twig with berries, in the process of spelunking." No bodies, no limbs, just the bare 'bones' 'in the act.'

Believe it or not, I've encountered that carving on two separate occasions, too. Neither was well-carved; both gave me the distinct impression that the carver hadn't seen either set of equipment in a long time, and had a poor memory re: exactly how they look. In short, they were hideous, and not just due to the blunt subject matter! Both were Turkish, like the one posted here.