In 41 years of law practice I represented exactly one client who injured a family when he was besotted drunk.
And I kept waiting for just one drunk driver to injure one of my clients, but it never happened.
Not paying attention causes an overwhelming percentage of accidents.
As for my one drunk driver that slightly injured some innocent people, who weren’t paying attention and hit his truck when he made a sudden stop for a dog crossing the road, I had him a suspended sentence worked out, and I waited and waited for him to show up for the plea.
Secretary’s Day was the day previous and he’d sent beautiful flowers for my assistants.
At the end of the docket, the prosecutor saw me waiting and said, your client isn’t coming.
He was found dead a few days ago. He’d ordered some flowers, and must have hit his head on the corner of his kitchen table, and bled to death.
My jaw dropped, and I said why didn’t you tell me sooner?
He said, to give you another impossible war story to tell.
(Flowers from a dead man)