Tobacco Humor

[NightShayde]

A Piper's Tip of the Week: Not allowed to smoke your pipe in the house? Well, here is the solution for you.. a charcoal disc. Simply heat up the disc and sprinkle your favorite blend on it and voila!! When your significant other or roommate returns home and scorns you for smoking your pipe in the house, you inform them that you didn't smoke your pipe in the house. Simply point to the charcoal disc and say it's tobacco incense.

 

[mso489]

Turn your household into a debate club.

 

[chilllucky]

"debate" implies a level of decorum that I doubt would be present in such an instance.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

If you lay the burning charcoal on the carpet or even just the coffee table, that gives the whole scene a whole new level of... debate? But, to me, "debate" to me implies that no one is going to get punched in the face. YMMV

 

[verporchting]

If you lay the burning charcoal on the carpet or even just the coffee table, that gives the whole scene a whole new level of... debate? But, to me, "debate" to me implies that no one is going to get punched in the face. YMMV

Now be nice cosmic, we don’t want to be punching our spouse in the face over tobacco smoking in the house. YMMV of course.

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Disclaimer: this is purely in jest, no actual or imaginary spouses were harmed in this post, some assembly required, batteries not included, please seek immediate attention if your spouse punched you in the face for laughing....

 

[anantaandroscoggin]

Suddenly I'm reminded of Jiggs' and Maggie's discussions punctuated by her rolling pin.