I'm a little disappointed in Mr. G. Reaper that he prioritized Waldo over Justin Bieber. Waldo is guilty of no crime other than bad fashion sense and subversiveness. Bieber's crimes against music, art in general, and haircuts is far, far greater, I'm afraid.
This guy, however, knows how to do it properly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXfMI7xVPj4
That Russian dude is awesome; I hadn't seen either of those vids.
"C'mon, don't be a beech."
15 minutes later...
"It turns out that was a very, very bad idea."
I love that guy.
You can find the Kel Tec for under $300 new. You buy the one that fits the magazines you like. One takes Glock magazines, one Beretta, one Sig etc. Comes in 9mm and .40 cal. Seems like a pretty cool home defense setup, if you don't want a shotty or pistol.