This Makes ALot Of Sense

[tbradsim1]

If I ever go missing I want my picture on a beer bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I’m missing.

 

[agnosticpipe]

I think you need to include bourbon bottles too. You want to cover all the bases so even us non beer drinkers can see it and spring into action on your behalf.

 

[The Benedictine]

I think you need to include bourbon bottles too. You want to cover all the bases so even us non beer drinkers can see it and spring into action on your behalf.

Also on tobacco pouches.

 

[mortonbriar]

Your pipes are big enough that even if you fell down a considerably large hole someone would probably still trip up on the rim of your stummel and then be obliged to help you home.

Feel free to distribute self portrait stickers for us to put on our beers anyway, it will be like having a drink with the ol' Cajun, now that's what I call an occasion.

 

[Servant King]

George Carlin once said that he thought the warnings on alcoholic beverages were too lax, instead recommending something like, "Warning: Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was!"