They Shut Down the Pubs !!! 03/21/2020

[badbriar]

It is with a heavy heart that I report that the powers that be have really done it. They've gone and closed the bars and pubs. (sigh). Now where's to go. This just is not right. Not sure about everyone in other areas, but around here in Sarasota, the pubs are not only the best places, but about the only places to go for having a good pipe or cigar.
I'm not usually a vengeful person, but I cannot help but wish a lack of toilet paper upon those overbearing athletic-supporters of smoking bans! And...may the few rolls of TP they do possess suffer irreparable tears to every sheet!
BTW - the dumbazzez also closed the beaches here! There - I feel better already!

 

[mikethompson]

Beats spreading around covid-19 though right?

 

[briarbuck]

 

[sablebrush52]

Watching the interviews of Spring Break partiers was like getting smacked in the face by a speeding train of pure narcissistic dumbass. I get that at that age their brains are still undeveloped but get a fucking clue.

 

[kcghost]

Hell of a deal.

 

[Old School 3319]

In Illinois you couldn't smoke in a bar

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Watching the interviews of Spring Break partiers was like getting smacked in the face by a speeding train of pure narcissistic dumbass. I get that at that age their brains are still undeveloped but get a fucking clue.

Yes I saw some American tv footage of that. They really do come across as some of the most clueless, annoying dumbasses ever to walk the face of the earth.

 

[BROBS]

Yes I saw some American tv footage of that. They really do come across as some of the most clueless, annoying dumbasses ever to walk the face of the earth.

They are.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

It is with a heavy heart that I report that the powers that be have really done it. They've gone and closed the bars and pubs. (sigh). Now where's to go. This just is not right. Not sure about everyone in other areas, but around here in Sarasota, the pubs are not only the best places, but about the only places to go for having a good pipe or cigar.
I'm not usually a vengeful person, but I cannot help but wish a lack of toilet paper upon those overbearing athletic-supporters of smoking bans! And...may the few rolls of TP they do possess suffer irreparable tears to every sheet!
BTW - the dumbazzez also closed the beaches here! There - I feel better already!

They've even closed the pubs in England & Ireland.
When you add this to the fact all the football has been cancelled it really does look like the end of civilisation as we know it.
If I find out the Ennerdale Flake supply has run out as well then I'm calling it a day and opening up some veins.

 

[mso489]

Most sacrifices are better than drowning in bodily fluids. Keep it in perspective. At this point, I don't think this is any kind of ploy. It's an old fashioned plague, so take measures and stay well, which also helps everyone else. Communicable Disease 101.

 

[didimauw]

Put a tent in your garage with a heater. Bam. Warm. smoking area. No spreading any diseases

 

[Bowie]

They've even closed the pubs in England & Ireland.
When you add this to the fact all the football has been cancelled it really does look like the end of civilisation as we know it.
If I find out the Ennerdale Flake supply has run out as well then I'm calling it a day and opening up some veins.

Unfortunately, most of those pasty white drunk spring breakers you saw on the news were not Floridians, but were Minnesotans, Iowans, Nebraskans, etc. And they brought it back to their campuses, then home when they closed campus...

 

[brian64]

You know things have gotten really bad when a bunch of drunk college kids are saner than 98% of the rest of society.

 

[briarbuck]

Honestly, I am not sure I would have given a darn when I was 18 either.

 

[mso489]

I'd love it if the drunk college kids had it out-guessed. Would I bet on it? No.

 

[frozenchurchwarden]

Complaining about drunk college kids saying dumb things is like complaining that monkeys throw poop. Everyone has always known that's what they do, complaining about it is just an exercise in self pity.

 

[logs]

They've gone and closed the bars and pubs.

Probably for the best. We need you stone cold sober when the virus hits

 

[mikethompson]

I'd love it if the drunk college kids had it out-guessed. Would I bet on it? No.

I'm not taking medical advice from this guy.

 

[sablebrush52]

I'm not taking medical advice from this guy.

He's, like, going to be the national face of dumbass.

 

[Bowie]

He's, like, going to be the national face of dumbass.

Probably a future Congressman too.