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neverknowsbest

Starting to Get Obsessed
Mar 18, 2013
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There are some perks to working in a pipe shop. Yesterday, I was gifted this GBD-esque pipe by my boss, Premal Chheda, while he was giving his locker a belated Spring Cleaning:
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The perspex stem is probably GBD stock that he hand-finished (the slot resembles his artisan pipes) and the briar portion is hand-made.
Like the old English pipes this one resembles, it is very light and easy to clench. I have dedicated it to Virginia blends and the first few bowls I have had from it have been marvelous.
Now, those familiar with my pipe smoking habits know that I am very meticulous when it comes to caring for my pipe. I use many pipe cleaners and I ream the chamber with a paper towel after every smoke. I do not keep any cake in the chamber. All of my pipes, aside from coloring and teeth marks (I clench), look almost new all of time. With many of them, particularly the higher-end pipes, I am very mindful when I handle them because I don't want them to get scratched, dinged, burned, or broken.
I have customers who come in sporting pipes that look like they have been dragged through a Moroccan bazaar by a motorcycle and salvaged from the furnace of a steam locomotive. I quietly envy them and their venerable, battle-scarred smoking companions. It's like seeing a chipped up decades-old guitar or rusted old rat-rod - so much character!
So this pipe, this dashing nameless Canadian, is going to be my care-free pipe. I'm going to bang it against ashtrays, let the cake go, and smoke hard it until the briar begs for death. I want a pipe that someone will take notice of and say, "Man, that guy is a rough-ridin' hardcore pipe smoker". I'll post a photo with progress in a month or so.
Wish me luck,

Benjamin

 

lostandfound

Part of the Furniture Now
Sep 30, 2011
924
44
I'd still take a paper towel to the chamber... maybe not after every smoke though. :puffy:

 

smokeybear

Lifer
Dec 21, 2012
2,199
25
Brampton,Ontario,Canada
HA thats Interesting have fun with it i do the care free smoke with my Cob and its great but sometimes i get so comfortable smoking that way i forget its not my cob in my hand its my Caminetto or something lol Whoops. Either way im sure you will smoke way more relaxed when your not worried about the pipe Too much. there's nothing wrong with cleaning it after every use i do the same. and you may fine you like the cake or not its all personal preference but you know that.

 

rigmedic1

Lifer
May 29, 2011
3,896
76
I am not sure that I can do that, lol. My OCD would kick in, and I would have to sand and restrain any damage. I even ream my corncobs. My old Dr. G Viscount has a burn mark around the rim that I have labored endlessly to remove, and it stands as a testament to my neglect of years past. Good luck with your project.

 

papipeguy

Lifer
Jul 31, 2010
15,777
42
Bethlehem, Pa.
I load 'em, light 'em and love 'em but never obsess over them. I admire the guys who do but don't envy them. To easch his own I suppose. I appreciate the tool but I value the cargo.

 

sallow

Lifer
Jun 30, 2013
1,565
4,394
Good luck.
I like a bit of cake in the bowl. My pipes are all small so I can't keep too much in them or there is no room for tobacco.
That stem looks like it might be difficult to keep clean, even with constant vigilance.

 

kashmir

Lifer
May 17, 2011
2,712
71
Northern New Jersey
In my house a pipe has got to earn its keep. I do nanny them, but only after they take their daily beating. I used to let the cake go, but now I'm a paper towel junkie, and I don't even know where my reamers have gone off to. LOL. But I wish you luck on your cake cultivation. See if you can get a gnarly one, the ones that creep up out of the bowl and set up residence on the rim. They'll develop a tubercular rind, that you can use to strike matches on. Rim foulers I call 'em.

 

cortezattic

Lifer
Nov 19, 2009
15,147
7,642
Chicago, IL
I wouldn't intentionally abuse a pipe, but if it becomes that proverbial "comfortable old shoe"

I would revel in the enjoyment of it. For example...

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locopony

Part of the Furniture Now
Jun 7, 2011
710
3
Rat rod pipe..........I like the sound of it. As a rat rod rider I lobe all things used to their full extent.

 

allan

Lifer
Dec 5, 2012
2,429
7
Bronx, NY
Ben
I enjoyed your tale and smiled at the OCD aspect that many folks have. That is a wonderful gift your boss gave you.
I try to take care of my pipes, cleaning regularly after each smoke and then once in a while do a nice ever clear on them
But, I'm just careless and bang and drop things try as I do to be careful, but somehow failing
Hey, at least I haven't broken any yet!! :)
Allan

 

cigrmaster

Lifer
May 26, 2012
20,248
57,313
67
Sarasota Florida
Nice looking pipe Ben, it would be a shame to beat it up, and I don't think you can do it. I think your OCD will kick in and you will treat that pipe with the respect it deserves. The first time you tap that pipe on something hard, you will go into anaphylactic shock and immediately drop to your knees and beg the pipes forgiveness. :lol:

 
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