I won third place earlier in the year, but for the life of me I couldn't think of any good line for this one. Those are some really good lines everybody. Congratulations!
Hawke, December won't come out until the first of the month. 1st place deserved it, was very clever.
Deathmetal, I don't understand...are you mocking Penzance? I've never tried either to be honest.
"I demand a mistrial! Three codgers smoking drugstore blends hardly makes up an unbiased jury"
And, "I thought we discussed the pipe club couldn't meet here to watch."
Now that the contest is over; I would like to hear what other people came up with too!