The old saying ‘’ an Apple a day will keep the DR. away” maybe not. This past Fall I was up at top of a tall tree picking and dropping same down to my wife, when the ladder slipped from under me. She ran under to tree in an effort to break the fall. I landed on top of her and we were rolling around checking for broken bones. I noticed two Nuns in full green habits standing near with hands over the eyes. They must have witnessed only the last part of the accident. I told them that this was not a fertility rite. Now the hands shifted over covering the to stiffen a giggle. They told me they were from Nigeria finishing up studies for Medical Dr. I later imagined my reaction if I woke up receiving mouth to mouth resuscitation from a Nun, at the least I would have felt a sharp electrical jolt from my heart implant!
The Apple Picking Caper
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.... and then you woke up from your dream about Nigerian nuns?
Nun's always have bad breath and are lousy kissers... I mean... :::cough cough::: too bad it wasn't three nuns. 
I could bring to attention a silly pun that you made last Thursday, but I won't do it.
The reason nuns travel in pairs is to be sure the other nun doesn't none.