Stolen Toaster

[marmal4de]

A few days ago my toaster (Honda Element) was unceremoniously removed from my driveway, I got it back intact (minus the broken driver's side window, and screwey ignition) this afternoon, all was great till I noticed my peterson silver lid was missing from it's special spot. Heartbreaking. I saved for a LONG time to be able to afford that pipe. My CDs were gone too, but thats not a big deal cause I use my iphone for tunes.
That m**********r.
EDIT: didn't mean to put this in 'general pipe discussion' sorry.

 

[tanless1]

That just stinks !! Have we not heard of a "slim jim" ? What is wrong with the youth of today ?

 

[lyst36]

I can't stand people like that! I had my car broken into in my driveway once and they ripped out my dash and took my cd player. I wasn't that upset about the player but I did miss the Misery Signals cd inside. I feel like there is a special place in Hell for people that commit these crimes.

 

[unclearthur]

That sucks! Will your insurance cover the stolen pipe?

 

[maduroman]

i feel hanging is to good for anyone who takes another man's dog, pipe, truck or booze

 

[hobie1dog]

People suck :crying:

 

[marmal4de]

Sadly my insurance doesn't cover items contained within people do suck hobie. As for hanging, that may suffice, not by the neck tho, more like by the ankles from my castle wall, a message to any other misbehaving serfs :P

 

[kcvet67]

not by the neck tho, more like by the ankles

Why not pick a spot halfway between the neck and ankles? (Assuming that the perpetrator is male.) I'd suggest using rusty barbed wire rather than rope. :wink:

 

[marmal4de]

Why not pick a spot halfway between the neck and ankles? (Assuming that the perpetrator is male.) I'd suggest using rusty barbed wire rather than rope.

When I am elected tsar/caliph/king/emperor/ruler of the universe, you can be my vizier.

 

[bubbadreier]

A car is one thing, but a pipe!! :evil: OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!!

 

[unclearthur]

I agree Bubba!!

 

[collindow]

The worst thing: the little bastard is probably smoking weed or some other vile substance in the noble pipe now. It's a horrible thought.

 

[lonestar]

That sucks man. What really sucks is, the police usually act like they dont care much.

If the people doing crap like this actually got punished for the crimes, we might see less of it.

I say (with all sincerity) we bring back the whip for criminals.

Fifty lashes, well laid on.

 

[puffintuff]

Nothing worse than a thief. Shoot first, ask questions later.

 

[bubbadreier]

Nothing worse than a thief. Shoot first, ask questions later.

Well puffintuff that just doesn't make sense at all... That is why I ask questions while shooting!

 

[puffintuff]

I ask questions while shooting!

That's funny.
I like the line in the Clint Eastwood movie "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly",

when Tucu says "When it's time to shoot, shoot, don't talk".

 

[abecox]

Man that sucks! They oughtta hang them from the steeples!
Though I find it funny cause I too drive a "Toaster" and I didn't know anybody else called it that.

 

[hilojohnny]

Sorry to hear of your encounter with this "misunderstood youth"....The penalties mentioned above are worthy indeed....

 

[schmitzbitz]

That truely sucks Marm; man, if I see someone smoking funny stuff out of a Silver Lid Pete down at the Art Gallery next week, I'll give you a ring.
The lack of respect for personal property is reaching sickening levels - it wasn't that long ago I felt comfortable leaving the windows in my house open on a muggy summers day, something I certainly wouldn't consider these days. Hell, I lock the house up to run to the corner store, literally across the street and three houses down.

 

[lordnoble]

The sliver lining in this (albeit extremely thin and small), is that now you have an excuse to get one of these lovelies...
I know you saved for the one you lost, but I think no one could fault you for getting a replacement for it... :wink:
-Jason