Spousal Inventory, whaaaattt ?

[nsfisher]

I noticed my wife today mentally taking an inventory of my pipes and baccy. Lolol. She didn't even bat an eye when i suggested that i needed a Churchwarden for my Virginia blends. After placing my order with Mr. Brog, i took an inventory myself. 29 pipes, 21 blends of baccy, 14 packs cleaners, 117 assorted filters(brig rockmaple, medico, 9mm, and balsa wood) 3 pipe tools, 11 lighters, 4 table top pipe racks, 2 wall mounted pipe racks, bottle of 99% alochol, pint of brandy (for stems), bag of cotton balls, box of salt, bag Q-tips. All in all, a very modest and barely acceptable inventory. Add to this, 1 pipe in mail on route, and 3 blends of baccy.

 

[aussielass]

She's up to something, trust me ... either buying you a gift or something major for herself. Blame the latest acquisitioin on your Black Tongue Disease.

 

[philip]

3 pipe tools

You need some more pipe tools. Your collection is getting way out of balance.

 

[nsfisher]

ya da tounge seems to be comin along nicely. scary there for a while

 

[nsfisher]

not much on pipe tools or tampers, usually use my knife to scrape bowl. I bought one, neighbor gave me another and newest one came as a free gift from Mr Brog

 

[smokinggun]

Maybe she's just interested in your hobby? My husband collects things for hunting and survival gear, I love to see what new things he gets and how he fixes his packs. I find it very interesting and I like to know what he is into because he is my husband. I have no intentions behind it.
And remember Valentines day is coming

 

[rigmedic1]

29 pipes, 27 blends, dude! You need to get moving, you are falling way behind!

 

[radio807]

When I read the subject line I thought you were going to go through the house and count up your wives. Imagine my disappointment...

 

[hobojoe]

Something behind the inventory. V. day coming up

You better out do what you done before. 2 sets of jewelry at least

Matching ear rings and necklaces Mass Br. usually have sales when you get

their card. sometimes 40% off. Remember to remove labels and price tags.

Joe2scars

 

[withnail]

Shortly after Christmas (when I managed to add 4 pipes to my collection - 1 a gift to myself) my better half, on passing the pipe racks, said "You've got enough pipes for now haven't you?" So, I'll be leaving it a month or two before adding to my collection!

 

[pipeinhand]

Get ready for the quilt show dude. There is lots of stuff to buy for that. :laughat:

 

[nsfisher]

ya for sure, im kinda waitin for flea market season now. i ecpect to pick up a dozen or so more this comin summer as the Valley here is big on older people yard sales

 

[olderthandirt]

She's figuring out what she is going to get you perhaps?

OBTW, not enough pipe cleaners in that inventory! (-;

 

[nabottle]

Oh...Based on the title, Spousal Inventory, I thought we were seeing who had been married the most number of times or had multiple spouses. My mistake.

 

[buster]

Let's filter out the two female responses shall we?
Smoking gun said, "And remember Valentines day is coming"
Aussie lass said, "She's up to something, trust me"
Read into this what you will, but you better have a kick ass Valentines Day gift bro!

 

[nsfisher]

its been covered mate, i got her a sterling silver, tiger eye ring that she has had her eye on lately. wheeeeeeew i'm safe

 

[buster]

Good man, add some sweet words and chocolate just to be sure. :wink: pay it forward ya know?

 

[nsfisher]

i lived i learned i payed and payed and payed, been married 24.5 yrs now

 

[aussielass]

Ey, you're a good man nsfisher, I can only lament that they're not thicker on the ground

 

[revs]

Spousal inventory sounds like something the Mormons would do. lol. just kidding. Being from Utah and moving to North Carolina I got asked almost daily how many wives I had. Always told them one is enough.
21 blends and 29 pipes? You need 8 more blends and you can dedicate a pipe to each blend.