Something funny my wife said!

[sjpipesmoker]

Both were talking about my sons birthday party coming up, he's turning 5, and she whispered something and I said "I could't hear you, what did you say?", then she whispered, "I saw 2 new tobacco shops" I said, "Where at" her reply was, "SEE, YOU HEARD THAT"
Of Course!!! Any new tobacco shop is on the top of my list, she was joking of course.

 

[shawn622]

Oops. Well, you could be obsessed with worst things. Great post man!!!

 

[ghost]

I totally get this. According to my wife, Selective Hearing is my mutant power.

 

[numbersix]

lol!

 

[igloo]

null Excuse number one.

 

[pstlpkr]

null Excuse number one.

Works for me Igloo.

 

[sixmp]

Omg Igloo!! haha i better not let my Claire see that. I have been accusing her of mumbling for almost 21 years!

 

[pipeinhand]

Most of the time all I hear is "bla bla bla" and then something like "food" "Tobacco' "sex" the the rest is "bla bla bla"

 

[winton]

I have found that paying attention to the in between discussions leads to food sex and other fun activities.
Everytime we go out together, without the kids, we declare it a date. Yesterday we decided on a farmers market date, and invited another couple to come along to make it a double date.
Winton
edit: My wife just reminded me that we had a nephew in a stroller with us. How quickly we purge the baby items from our memories.