A meteorologist in Austin when to a school and taught the kids about weather. The teacher had them all write him a thank you letter. Here is the actual letter from a little 4th grader named Flint. It speaks for itself.
So this kid is going to challenge Chuck Norris for the title of Supreme Ultralord of the Universe?
Is that going to be a pay-per-view thing? If so I need to take some cash from the PAD fund.
I know when I was his age, that's exactly how I thought. But I neither became Supreme Ultra-Lord of the Universe, nor more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made of bacon! My sister used to be an extra in Chuck Norris' TV show though; that has to count for something. Maybe a mouse wearing a hat made of cheese.