Racoon penis

[shaintiques]

Strange but true, while I was @ pipe club last week one of the guys had this really wierd tamper, it looked like a strangely curved bone, when I asked him about it he said it was a racoon penis bone. Anyone have unique or odd tampers? Pics? This is what it looked like only his had a bullet casing glued to one end.

 

[nathaniel]

Wow... how does one NOT click on this thread? :crazy:
Now, I want one. Time to load up and go babysit the local dumpsters! :lol:

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

Puts a whole new meaning of stick it in the bowl...

 

[rickpal14]

I guess racoons don't need Viagra then................... :P

 

[ace57]

I don't think I would use on in My pipe. :crazy:

 

[jcsoldit]

Wow no wonder those little bastards are so freaking tough...

 

[jcsoldit]

No... it just means we get to go to sleep sooner. :rofl:

 

[papipeguy]

So, if you shoot a racoon you get a meal, a hat and a tamper?

 

[lonestar]

LOL, thats Racoon Ivory there.

People use it as a replacement for real ivory.

 

[cyndi]

House (season 3 episode 21) says "penis canes are murder."
I think this applies to tampers as well.

 

[docwatson]

Never realized that raccoons had 5 legs!!!!!

 

[chero]

and if you need a cane, here you go.

 

[chero]

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/Bull_Organ_Penis_Walking_Cane.html

 

[papipeguy]

That ain't a 5th leg; its a kick stand.

 

[rigmedic1]

Yeah, difficult not to click on this one. Guess you can't use it on a straight pipe? :lol:

 

[hobie1dog]

The replies here are classic, fun thread for sure, and so educational at the same time.
I guess Bubba will have a new target to find in his dumpster diving hobby.

 

[revs]

Link Here are several other types of baculum-animal penis bones-for sale. Apparently the raccoon is fairly cheap to purchase for those not wanting to go hunt one down.
Sorry, had the link from a night of drinking and chatting with a hillbilly friend. Started with the phrase "petrified beaver bo__r" and went downhill from there. I'll let you fill in the blanks. Don't want to violate any rules or offend anyone.

 

[chispa]

Walrus' are an eskimo weapon.

 

[chestercopperpot]

Well, at least it wasn't used as a stem!

 

[hauntedmyst]

I'm really excited, my monkey balls tamper is coming next week. The maker called it the Burley tea bagger.