Here's some pipes and tobaccos silliness with our version of a ridiculous Ask Ann, except it's Ask Hank. (You'll be sorry you did.)
http://pipesmagazine.com/blog/pipe-smoking-satire/hank-23-the-legend-of-the-leaf-of-the-last-longing/
http://pipesmagazine.com/blog/pipe-smoking-satire/hank-23-the-legend-of-the-leaf-of-the-last-longing/





