Punchline Only!

[bullet08]

"18 fuckin' times!" - Robin Williams

 

[Scottmi]

"That's what she said" - your guess is as good as mine

 

[bluegrassbrian]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

 

[geopiper]

To get to the other side.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Nah, it's just a little ice cream

 

[bullet08]

"And the horse said, "I showed it to him""

 

[RobNYC]

"Ah...Let me see that map again."

 

[ashdigger]

Yeah Momma Dogface to the Banana Patch ~ Steve Martin

 

[captainsousie]

Here's a few.

The penguin that pushed him.

Dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd equals one hunnerd. When do I start?

You've got golf clubs in there?

Moo!

Did you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?

More to come...

 

[jpmcwjr]

"Not on MY watch!"

 

[Scottmi]

"I'd say a B-cup" - Martin Short (with Steve Martin)

 

[Zack Miller]

“Was it a Titleist?“ Kramer.

 

[Kobold]

“If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”

 

[didimauw]

"Do you have any grapes?"

 

[solideogloria86]

"Do you have any grapes?"

 

[sablebrush52]

The little guy looks just like you. Turn him over and lemme see his face.

 

[sablebrush52]

Goodness had nothing to do with it.

 

[sablebrush52]

The white wine came up with the fish.

 

[BCF]

Everything outside of the circle.

 

[AcesAndEights]

Better Nate than lever.