Priceless --- Star Wars Described by a Non-Fan

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gubbyduffer

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It was a great show that at the time 10 to 15 years ago was hilarious UK political satire. These days reality is even funnier. Peter Capaldi plays a great character. The swearing angry Scottish political spin doctor. I regularly watch episodes when I need a laugh.
 
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Here’s the text in the accents gave you a hard time:

  • Malcolm Tucker : It's time for you to step up Ollie. What's that film that you love?
    Oliver Reeder : What film?
    Malcolm Tucker : The one about the fucking hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy. The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego! They're all made of fucking Lego.
    Oliver Reeder : Star Wars?
    Malcolm Tucker : That's the one, right. It's like that, okay? Where you fucking kill all the bad guys, and you'll be able to blow up the big...
    Oliver Reeder : Death Star.
    Malcolm Tucker : The Death Star thing. Then you can go and live happily ever after on the planet of the teddy bears.
    Oliver Reeder : They're Ewoks, they're Ewoks. It's a fantastic analogy, well done.
  • Malcolm Tucker : She's going to have to fall on her sword. Which means that we have to stick one in the ground, trip her onto it and get someone to jump up and down on her back for ten minutes.
 

brian64

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Some people clearly aren't the intended audience of a thread, however feel the need to leave a disparaging comment regardless. Nevermind. I appreciate the OP.
Some people clearly have no sense of humor...but try to act as though they do at times.

EDIT: I don't mean the OP btw...I know George has a sense of humor.
 
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Correction: in = if (autocorrect strikes again)—Here’s the text if the accents gave you a hard time:

That clip gave me a good chuckle. These lines killed me: “The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister.”
 
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brian64

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Correction: in = if (autocorrect strikes again)—Here’s the text if the accents gave you a hard time:

That clip gave me a good chuckle. These lines killed me: “The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister.”
I actually liked it as stated with "in". It's like reading the text "in" the accent lol.

My hearing is not real good, and I typically use subtitles when watching almost anything...but especially if it's a thick British accent lol.

That said, my first post above was mostly just a joke (but there's always someone who doesn't get dry humor).

PS: and I'm not referring to you @TheIronMonkey who doesn't get dry humor (just to clarify).
 
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