Pipes Magazine Monday Darwin Awards!

[condorlover1]

I just read this in tomorrows Daily Mail UK paper and thought .... why not!

Write on! These hilarious signs are enough to stop you in your tracks

Social media users from around the world have shared snaps of the placards, billboards and pickets that made them chuckle, with the best examples shared in a Daily Stuff gallery.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[weezell]

Good stuff... ?

 

[mawnansmiff]

Certainly one for the Darwin awards here....

Ely car roof caved in by heavy brick load - BBC News

...what a bonehead

Regards,

Jay.

 

[condorlover1]

That is just brilliant!

 

[Chasing Embers]

Considering Darwin knowingly ingested toxic substances for digestive ailments, certainly seems applicable.

 

[Hillcrest]

Certainly one for the Darwin awards here....

Ely car roof caved in by heavy brick load - BBC News

...what a bonehead

Regards,

Jay.

The duct tape pinstripes must have been a real selling point but I'm surprised they didn't splurge for the green duct tape !

 

[mawnansmiff]

The duct tape pinstripes must have been a real selling point but I'm surprised they didn't splurge for the green duct tape !

Quite right chum, likely as not the duct tape was just holding the car together. The car itself looked as though it had been stolen from the local scrapyard.

I suspect it has been a long while since it passed an MOT too.

Regards,

Jay.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

I bet it corners great too!

 

[mawnansmiff]

It really is scary these people actually exist.....and even more scary that they have probably bred too!

Regards,

Jay.

 

[OzPiper]

Considering Darwin knowingly ingested toxic substances for digestive ailments, certainly seems applicable.

When I was growing up my Grandma used to give me Chinese medicine containing arsenic (when Inwas old enough to read the ingredients list) for tummy ailments. ?

In my sixties now, so obviously didn't do me too much harm. ?
The arsenic must have been in homeopathic doses.

 

[Chasing Embers]

When I was growing up my Grandma used to give me Chinese medicine containing arsenic (when Inwas old enough to read the ingredients list) for tummy ailments. ?

In my sixties now, so obviously didn't do me too much harm. ?
The arsenic must have been in homeopathic doses.

Don't forget the bismuth, amyl nitrite, morphine, quinine, and the mercury containing calomel.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Obviously the fault of the pallet...

And those are some "bricks"!

 

[mawnansmiff]

Obviously the fault of the pallet...

And those are some "bricks"!

Quite John, more accurately breeze blocks. You have those in the USA?

Regards,

Jay.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Quite John, more accurately breeze blocks. You have those in the USA?

Regards,

Jay.

Most likely! But probably differently named.

 

[Franco Pipenbeans]

I just read this in tomorrows Daily Mail UK paper and thought .... why not!

Write on! These hilarious signs are enough to stop you in your tracks

Social media users from around the world have shared snaps of the placards, billboards and pickets that made them chuckle, with the best examples shared in a Daily Stuff gallery.

www.dailymail.co.uk

My favourite - on UK milk jugs it says “warning: contains dairy” like, really? ??

 

[kcghost]

These are very funny but they are not Darwin Awards. You know to be a true Darwin Award winner the person receiving it has to have died. They all are awarded posthumously.

 

[Franco Pipenbeans]

These are very funny but they are not Darwin Awards. You know to be a true Darwin Award winner the person receiving it has to have died. They all are awarded posthumously.

True. I remember a Darwin Award from years ago that involved a cows heart and a car battery; it didn’t end well…obviously. ?