I'll start.
May a ripping wind find you, once you've reached for your matches.
May a ripping wind find you, once you've reached for your matches.
Pipe Smoking Insults - Post Them Here
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"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it", not so much an insult as the final word in a heated debate.
Wow! That sh#t smells like Haunted Bookshop!
Pipe down!
(you effing twat......can be added on the end for extra impact).
(you effing twat......can be added on the end for extra impact).
May your Stonehaven arrive open and pre-sampled
This is true. Maybe pipe curses? If there's a better term I'm open to a title change
Yah not sure about the topic personally but this is from an old loony toons
Porky Pig:
I'll t-take care of you after I catch that rat.
Supreme Cat:
Ah, your sister smokes corn silk!
Porky Pig:
M-m-my sister doesn't smoke corn silk. S-s-she works at a butcher's shop and sm-sm-smokes hams.
Porky Pig:
I'll t-take care of you after I catch that rat.
Supreme Cat:
Ah, your sister smokes corn silk!
Porky Pig:
M-m-my sister doesn't smoke corn silk. S-s-she works at a butcher's shop and sm-sm-smokes hams.
I consider "piper" an epithet when used to denote a pipe smoker.
Is that a churchwarden nosewarmer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
That one's legitimately glorious
One that was said to me a while back: "I never knew a man who smoked a pipe that worked a day in his life."
Your room note is even worse when you're not smoking.
Except to some, that'd be a compliment!
But that's a compliment- sorta. Churchwarden, yes, nosewarmer, no.
Going by the title. "it's not the pipe, you could make a falcon gurgle". For you a magnum is a 20 minute smoke.
says more about the people they know. I've worked several days in a 24 hour period many a time.
But that's a compliment- sorta. Churchwarden, yes, nosewarmer, no.