Pipe Ryhmes

[iamn8]

Tinsel made a SeussIan poem in another thread. I've always been a sucker for rhyming. Anybody else feel a pipe rhyme coming on? Please share!!
I smoke my royal pipe in pain

My royal yacht in royal rain

I smoke a bowl to ease my grief

Drowning sorrow with tobacco leaf

The cherry gives a gentle glow

bathed in ash like gentle snow

The weight of smoke is easily measured

Leaf from ash the smoke is severed

Sit sober, thoughtful...in a smoke filled room

the bowl is empty, it's ending soon

to all good things an end must come

The bad things to, not all but some

 

[iamn8]

I see... Well than... I'm ashamed and I take my leave

 

[bonehed]

Well...I liked it.

 

[deathmetal]

It mentioned Royal Yacht, and it rhymed, so I like it better than most other poetry.

The hour is late, the time is ripe,

To load the Yacht into my pipe!

The humans sleep, descend the night,

As I lower a blazing light

To puff away until the dawn

And hope for a P&C 20% coupon...

Oh wait, that's no good

 

[prairiedruid]

Pipe or cigar,

Bicycle or car,

Halibut or steak,

My mind starts to ache.

I shall not decide,

But with you confide,

At home or at bar,

Both pipe and cigar!

From oompaul.com

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Red Virginia is really orange,

so Royal Yacht is...
Hmmm... I keep getting stuck there.

 

[newbroom]

I wrote one that rhymes awhile back. Here is the link.

http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/my-ode-to-pipe-amp-leaf