Many years ago when starting out in retail, I was a victim of what must be the lamest joke out there. (I'm sorry to say, yes this really happened.) A "customer" called on the phone, asking if we had Prince Albert in a can. Yes, yes, he knew it was a joke, but his uncle smoked Prince Albert, it was Christmas, and so on. He wasn’t joking, he really wanted to know. Would I please check and see if we had it in a can. Ok, I thought, I went to the front of the store and checked. Walked all the way back to the phone in the pharmacy. Yes, I said, we did indeed have Price Albert in a can. "So let him out!” ?