DD951 I feel your pain of laying in wait. The brown truck came to my house today as well delivering a treasured order. I took the brown box from the driver and whisked it off to my shop. Too many times I have been scolded by the warden for spending too much money on my untreatable disease we know as TAD. If she caught me, it was simply supplies for a woodworking project. Having several in progress, it was not a stretch to claim that, and having been bored with examining the contents of other such orders, she would have no interest.
I opened the box, and there it was.....nested in with several other treasured bags of joy, the crown jewel, several bags of pure beauty; bags whose pictures that until now I had only gazed upon with adolescent desire. My hands trembled slightly as I gently slit open the top of the bag. I was presented with what can only be described as pure pornography for the senses. The fragrance was intoxicating as I took a long and deep breath; the fragrance was inviting, deep, subtle and complex. My trembling fingers felt the enclosed rich and dark cakes, neatly arranged on the enclosed tray. The cakes felt of pure magic; delicate, slightly moist, soft and light. I gently removed two cakes trying not to let them crumble, set them aside, gazing upon them with desire. Soon I would enjoy the pleasures I have waited for so long. I must now select the perfect pipe for this date. There is only one chance for that magical first time, and it has to be right. Yes, I think I will select my hand carved Jandrew made in Jerome Arizona, a pipe that has been true to me for over 25 years. My faithful pipe and a glass of fine scotch will make for the long awaited and perfect first date with the lady Penzance.
The plan is now set. I sit in wait for my wife to go to bed so I can sneak off to the back deck to enjoy the pleasures my lady Penzance. I feel like I'm making plans to sneak off to enjoy forbidden delights; alas they are not of another woman, but the delights of a fine tobacco I have waited long to enjoy for the first time.
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