My pipes must be having pipes. I leave them on my workbench and in their racks. Apparently my wife went into the pipe domain, I guess the awful stink of soiled pipe cleaners didn't keep her away, and she COUNTED my pipes. I must admit even I was surprise by the count. She came up with 32. I then did a recount, she missed a few hiding under the pipe rack. She keeps asking where I get them and I change the subject or something. She doesn't know EBay. Granted I own no "nice" pipe. The most expensive pipe I own is a $30 basket pipe in the shop for a cracked shank. The rest are all EBay specials, some I am restoring, some I enjoy smoking, and the beginnings of my Dr Grabow collection. But yes, spread out on the bench, is 34 odd pipes. I've been back to smoking pipes after getting rid of all my stuff for about a 6 weeks now. Perhaps I should slow down. My plan is to sell restorations to either a local B&M or get some newbies to pick some up from me after I've restored them. I would like to get them into 3 pipes for around $36 rather than have them make the mistakes I did of $30 for 1 basket pipe and NOT have a rotation which is what I think led to the cracked shank on my basket special. But at this point it is no more pipes until I sell some of the ones I have.