Do like I did. Cajole someone who loves woodworking into getting interested enough that they finally do, or they give up and say: "all right, all right, I'll make you a pipe"...
Got my kid brother making me a burner right now! He doesn't smoke, but he loves wood art. He had a piece of cherry wood he'd been saving for years, and that's what he's using.
I'll try to figure out the picture posting procedure here and will proudly show it off when I've got it in hand.