Sitting in my cubicle cage 3:30 Central. Its Friday , no one in this room is working. At that point time is standing still. Wife texted me that she noticed I was upset/down earlier in the week , so she went to my Ebay watch list and bought me a pipe. It showed up today. So I have an unexpected pipe sitting at my house waiting on me. Now time is going in reverse. My Ebay watch list is so epic that I can’t even tell which one it was. I don’t know make, shape, size, anything. Just that I wanted it. Cops stay out of my way at 5.