My Wife Finally Popped The Question

[Bowie]

Upon today's delivery of a box from SPC and another box from a forum member:

"How much tobacco do you need?"

My unthinking, reflexive response: "So much of it...all of it."

 

[brian64]

Does she often ask questions that only God knows the answer to?

 

[alaskanpiper]

My wife asks the same thing all the time. I usually answer "I'll let you know as soon as I find out."

 

[JMcQ]

I usually get, "is that another box of tobacco? Don't you think you have enough?"

The answer is of course, "Yes it is, and no I don't".

 

[python]

The proper answer is:

"When I don't need anymore oxygen, I won't need anymore tobacco." ?

 

[Chasing Embers]

I stopped at three times my body weight.

 

[Bowie]

I stopped at three times my body weight.

Hmmm....pass me that bowl of jellybeans.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Hmmm....pass me that bowl of jellybeans.

?

 

[smokiespipesmoker123]

it'll make him heavier so he can buy more baccy

 

[alaskanpiper]

I stopped at three times my body weight.

Sheeeeit. My stash probably doesn't outweigh one of my Moobs.

 

[Bowie]

?

More jellybeans = more bodyweight = more tobacco

 

[BROBS]

I stopped at three times my body weight.

75lbs!!!!!!!

j/k

 

[SpookedPiper]

Daily struggle, I tell ya! I just keep telling her it's from my secret Santa...but I ain't sure how long she will buy it for!

 

[Chasing Embers]

More jellybeans = more bodyweight = more tobacco

I have to take in 4000 calories per day to maintain my weight. Jelly beans won't scratch the surface.,?

 

[Chasing Embers]

75lbs!!!!!!!

j/k

114 pounds for thirty+ years.?

 

[Chasing Embers]

it'll make him heavier so he can buy more baccy

Nothing can make me heavier.

 

[crawdad]

And I always reply, how many pairs of shoes do you need?

 

[Bowie]

And I always reply, how many pairs of shoes do you need?

You should see our fancy hand soap "cellar" from Bath & Body Works.

 

[gervais]

My wife popped that question the other night too actually, lmao. Too funny

 

[litup]

Thanks to the pipe tool, I have an answer to that question: 213 pounds.