My First Online Order

[Servant King]

Some of you may have heard me whine and complain on here about Southern California being a pipe tobacco desert, a hypocritical land where fascism flourishes like mold in a petri dish, and a pipe smoker feel at home about as much as a Buddhist in a brothel. So when I checked in to P&C and saw their latest sale, what did I do about it?

I caved:



Hey, my cellar ain't gonna stock itself. That's 2 oz. of 1Q in the baggie, FYI. I'm ready to take advantage of spring weather. With a vengeance!

Have a good weekend, and happy cellaring to all!

Gabe, the "aro" smith.

 

[anotherbob]

weirdo. It really took this long. You're kind of like that guy who's been married for ten years and just lost his virginity last week. Or in other words what took so long and did you think Jesus would be mad at you for ordering online?

 

[Servant King]

weirdo. It really took this long. You're kind of like that guy who's been married for ten years and just lost his virginity last week. Or in other words what took so long and did you think Jesus would be mad at you for ordering online?

A little bit of each. I'd print up a pie chart to show how much of which, but I've got better things to do. Such as...talk about the hypothetical pie chart.

I'm a noob. So sue me.

 

[brian64]

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

 

[shanez]

Nice haul but beware! The interwebs make it all too easy to spend your money, especially on tobacco.

 

[edger]

Luddites Unite! I'm very proud of you. Resistence!!

 

[edger]

If not for the internet, I'd probably have to smoke the rest of this tub of Granger!

 

[Servant King]

Nice haul but beware! The interwebs make it all too easy to spend your money, especially on tobacco.

Sensible point, but wifey is my restraint mechanism.

 

[anotherbob]

A little bit of each. I'd print up a pie chart to show how much of which, but I've got better things to do. Such as...talk about the hypothetical pie chart.

I'm a noob. So sue me.

not that much of one. I mean unless you're currently on your first computer and haven't even found the nudie pics yet.

 

[ashdigger]

I’m an internet whore. That about sums it up.

 

[anotherbob]

I’m an internet whore. That about sums it up.

I thought I knew you from somewhere.

 

[LOREN]

not that much of one. I mean unless you're currently on your first computer and haven't even found the nudie pics yet.

wait...there’s nudie pics on the internet? how much do they cost?

 

[anotherbob]

wait...there’s nudie pics on the internet? how much do they cost?

just your sanity.

 

[KafkaStoleMyBike]

Fantastic haul you have there- welcome to the Dark Side. Or “Sleeping on the Couch”, as my wife calls it....

 

[anotherbob]

just your sanity.

you've been trying to get rid of that burden for a while I take it.

 

[Servant King]

Fantastic haul you have there- welcome to the Dark Side. Or “Sleeping on the Couch”, as my wife calls it....

Thanks Zoidberg! I make no secret regarding my love for the aros, especially in the spring. If I can even convert one anti-tobacco nut with a killer room note, I will have done my job here on Earth.

Our wives have similar lingo, I see. Mine calls it, "What, you got more tobacco?!?" Which is often interspersed with the ever popular, "...but you already have tobacco!" I'd like her to get a glimpse of JimInks' cellar. That'd put the kibosh on that.

 

[Servant King]

not that much of one. I mean unless you're currently on your first computer and haven't even found the nudie pics yet.

I steer clear of those, my friend, lest my cob become a churchwarden...

 

[LOREN]

you've been trying to get rid of that burden for a while I take it.

No, I haven’t had the burden of sanity or memory for....can’t remember how long it’s been since....wait, what was I talking about? ?

 

[anotherbob]

I steer clear of those, my friend, lest my cob become a churchwarden...

so you're sorta like me, except I prefer a churchwarden to a cob.

 

[anotherbob]

No, I haven’t had the burden of sanity or memory for....can’t remember how long it’s been since....wait, what was I talking about? ?

well glad to see it's not just us that are confused by your assualts on the English language and logic just teasing