Man Overboard!

[jaytex1969]

Got in from work a few hours early today.
Gonna go see Dunkirk shortly.
Got a nice shower and filled my water jug. Sat to load the trusty generic German #136 for a short cruise aboard the Frigate....
Oh, NOOOOO....

Me pegleg got ensnared in a crack and over the side I went. Splash! The damned parrot bailed halfway down and didn't have the decency to alert the crew.... He might be dinner should I un-fuck me current predicament...
No more crumble cake.... I feel the draw of Davey Jones beckoning me tortured soul...
If I can just make it to that lopsided stack of cardboard boxes I call a "cellar". Gotta swim... Should of got a flipper attachment for this damned peg... The belt holding the cutlass and flintlock is a-weighin' me down... Me pipe's all soggy...
What's that? Pirate Kake... A large tub with 3 years on it, from Pipe Novelist's recent sale... Just bobbin' in the waves.... I think I can make it that far.....
Me matched are ruined. Who's got a light?

 

[bluegrasspipe]

Hold fast!!

And enjoy Dunkirk..

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

I told ye that peg leg needed a flipper, an' I told ye that damn parrot was rotten as they come!

 

[mayfair70]

That was close. 8O Too close for comfort. Might I recommend an oar instead of a peg-leg. It will prevent another close call and besides, you can eat off it too. :rofl:

 

[georged]

Gonna go see Dunkirk shortly.

It looks as though you're about to enter the Twilight Zone.
Welcome to 2017 :rofl:
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